Rock Crushers: The Most Annoying Vehicle in Video Game History
Brutal Legend is the game that created this vehicle called Rock Crusher. Brutal Legend was released in November 2009 for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. The main purpose of the game is to become a rock legend.
Rock Crusher is the weapon you get almost at the end of the game. So basically, you have to use this weapon if you want to end the game. Otherwise, you will stay stuck forever. Your success in the game is directly related to how well you are going to use this weapon.
The single purpose of the weapon is to destroy two towers. There’s no other purpose. It’s even worse than an expensive ring that two people use for their wedding. At least the ring can be sold afterwards. This big tool can’t be sold.
This machine is the most powerful weapon of the faction. It comes with a ranged assault that delivers unmatched blows to the defenses of the enemies. It’s first being used in Chapter 21 of the Brutal Legend. The chapter is called “Sea of Black Tears”.
Get to chapter 21. In chapter 21, capture all the fan geysers and then use the Rock Crusher to destroy the two towers of the enemies. The machine comes with a targeting circle. Use it to select one tower. Destroy the first tower and then choose and destroy the second one.
It sounds simple but it isn’t. Many people have a hard time destroying these two towers with this machine. The worst of it is that the two towers are relentlessly attacking you with sonic bombs. You basically have to destroy them completely if you want to cross the bridge that’s being protected by them.
If you manage to destroy both towers, you will still have to destroy an entire army. Behind the towers there’s a full army waiting to attack you. You have to think a few steps ahead. Don’t destroy the two towers unless you are fully prepared. Think strategically about it and you will do fine.
I believe that this machine is the worst possible choice for its job. It’s costly, easy to destroy by the enemy and it delivers only ranged blows. It’s hard to maneuver in the battlefield and you should be able to choose an alternative.
The machine will stay at the back of the army. Sometimes, it will not reach the enemy if the army in front of it is too large. Also, if the army is too small, it can be easily reached and destroyed by your enemies. This is annoying because you have to divide your army into small groups that are big enough to accommodate this annoying machine. Most of the time, you can’t do this properly because the units have to fight a real enemy. Your strategies have to be based on the enemy and not on a machine.
I believe that Rock Crusher is the most annoying vehicle in the entire video game industry. It makes you lose battles like no other vehicle. It’s hard to control and it can be easily captured and destroyed by your enemies. I sometimes avoid playing the Brutal Legend video game because of this vehicle. The game designers and developers of the Brutal Legend should take notice of it and remove it from their designs and programs forever.